We interrupt this surf with an important message!
THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS CHICAGO CLENCH BEGINS A WEEKLY DEVIVAL ASSAULT ON THE PINK BOYS AND THE CONSPIRACY!
There are those who claim The Church Of The Subgenius is a joke. If it is, at least it's a joke you can believe in!
Perhaps you ran across the MTV ad for the Church http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw
Or you saw one of the many Chicago devivals at nightclubs and bars around the city featuring Rev. Del Close, Pope Mike Flores, Rev. Ivan Stang. The Church is back with weekly sermons... who will survive? What will be left of them? You can be like the NORMALS and look away, or you can prepare yourself for a life changing experience.... yet again! What other religion promises the flying saucers will remove you from the planet when the end times wipe earth out, or TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK? Dear friends just take a peek at what Chicago's fallible Pope has in store:
DEVIVAL OF THE FITTEST
The devivals will be at 8PM at THE LIAR'S CLUB, 1665 W Fullerton free parking both sides of the street.
$6 You must Be 21 or over. 773- 665- 1110 but no reservations needed.
Sat Nov 28th THE QUEST FOR SLACK: Scream Out over holidaze with relatives, learn the story of "Bob", the 1982 World SubCon Tribulations
Sat Dec 5th A JOYFUL NOISE Everyone bring odd instruments to play, surprise Chicago musicians to show up
Sat Dec 12 SEX MIRACLES AND YOU 24 hour marriages, reverse healings, sex with aliens!
Sat Dec 19 PUT THE X BACK IN XMAS! The fallible Pope of Chicago opens a can of whup ass on the holidaze season! Can I hear a hell yeah!
You know, the conspiracy has THOUSANDS of nuclear weapons. The Church only has one! And I forgot where I put it when I was drunk but it has to be someplace around here... I think I left it near my keys so when I find those... ANYWAY prepare yourself for the word of "Bob", prepare yourself for the battle for slack! PRAISE "BOB"!
