Quest For Slack

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

SubGenius Outreach Crusade!

AMSTERDAM, OHIO, CHICAGO, MICHIGAN: OPERATION OUTREACH BEGINS NOW!

SOMETIMES A JOKE CAN GO TOO FAR... SOMETIMES, IS NOW!

THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS presents weekly Devivals In Chicago! List of other devivals below.. THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING!

Here is the infamous MTV ad for the Church.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw

The Chicago devivals will be at 8PM at THE LIAR'S CLUB, 1665 W Fullerton free parking both sides of the street. No reservation needed, 773- 665- 1110

$6 You must Be 21 or over

Sat Nov 28th THE QUEST FOR SLACK: Scream Out over holidaze with relatives, learn the story of "Bob", the 1982 World SubCon Tribulations

Sat Dec 5th A JOYFUL NOISE Everyone bring odd instruments to play, surprise Chicago musicians to show up

Sat Dec 12 SEX MIRACLES AND YOU 24 hour marriages, reverse healings, sex with aliens!

Sat Dec 19 PUT THE X BACK IN XMAS!

The fallible Pope of Chicago opens a can of whup ass on the holidaze season! Can I hear a hell yeah!

Upcoming SubGenius Events

Nov. 21st-26th, Amsterdam, Holland:
Frop Cup 2009 - Frop Cup vs. Cannabis Cup

Opening ceremonies will be at Cafe Mono Bilderdijkstraat 15, 1052 NA Amsterdam, Netherlands at 22.00 (10pm) on No.. 21st and the week's festivities include: Rantings, Frop outtings, drunken staggering contests, SubGenius Olympic Doping Committee Meetings, Spankings (tm), Vile Dancing, SexHurt, The Korsakoff.

If you'd like to attend please drop Pope Black an email: pope_black666@yahoo.de

November 28, Detroit, Michigan:
ANNUAL DETROIT SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
with THE AMINO ACIDS and many others

9:00 PM at SMALL'S BAR, Hamtramck, MI -- ALL AGES - $6!
http://theaminoacids.com/

Nov. 28, Dec. 5, 12, & 19, Chicago, IL:
Weekly SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL of the FITTEST
with Pope Michael Flores

8 p.m. each night weekly at THE LIAR'S CLUB, 1665 W Fullerton, Chicago IL
http://subgeniusslack.blogdrive.com/archive/78.html

Feb. 12 - 14 Atwood Lake Lodge, Dellroy OH:
Winterstar Symposium
With Rev. Ivan Stang, Witch Disco, Harvey Pekar (?)
http://www.rosencomet.com/festhapp.html

Posted at 11:45 pm by Psychomike
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

My Mother The Car with Del!

Happy holidaze folks! Here is Del Close, my comedy partner and co-founder of the Psychotronic Film Society in the Christmas episode of MY MOTHER THE CAR.

He plays an art teacher, and the show itself about a mom re-incarnated as a car has been called one of the most outrageous ever made for TV.

http://sharetv.org/watch/188378

DEVIVAL OF THE FITTEST 2010:

CREATING NEW WORLDS!

The Church of the SubGenius, the joke you can believe in, continues its weekly slack attack in January at The Liar's Club, 1665 W Fullerton Saturday Nights. No reservations needed, 773- 665- 1110 is the bars number. 8PM, $6

Want more info? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_the_SubGenius

Bold surrealism, psychedelic prescriptures and rabble rousing rituals are just the tip of the iceberg! The last show in December ended with participants piling into cars for a secret Highland Park held by the Unknown Millionaire and a tour of the World Of Sacred Objects and Artifacts. Participants saw a real shrunken head, mummified hand, and secret weapons of the Church. You never know what will happen at a SubGenius Devival!

And we can't always advertise what will happen! Expect the unexpected! Not since Big Al Crowley in the 1920's and the Intergalactic SubGenius Convention of 1982 has Chicago been subject to performance magickal rituals that work! WHO WILL SURVIVE, AND WHAT WILL BE LEFT OF THEM?

SATURDAY JAN 9TH: OPENING A NEW PORTAL! With the strange sounds of the Church Theremin Orkestra Pope Michael Flores will open a portal to another dimension!

SATURDAY JAN 16: REMEMBERING REVEREND DEL CLOSE! The Pope tells us stories of Del Close and the 7 years they preached together. Plus loads of dirt on Chicago celebs!

SATURDAY JAN 23: THE EVE OF THE FEAST OF KLAATU!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_(The_Day_the_Earth_Stood_Still) Celebrate the truths hidden in science fiction B movies! H.P. Lovecraft! Ed Wood movies! The sacred Pamphlet of the Church explained.

SATURDAY JAN 30: THE CREATION OF EARTH BY SPACE ALIENS!

You will actually go back in time and help create the earth, leading up to the creation of clams on the beach. That's right, everyone present will help create earth- and none of your friends will thank you for it!

SATURDAY FEB 6: MUSIC MAYHEM! Bring weird objects and odd musical instruments for the music to celebrate the Pope's Birthday! Gifts of rum and whiskey welcome! Pope Michael Flores will perform a special Trance State Ritual and close the portal left open since the 9th! Hopefully.

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