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Sunday, January 28, 2007
The Road To "Bob"

CHAPTER 2: THE MONOLOG
 
THE ROAD TO "BOB"
 
H.P. Lovecraft is more known and read in death than he ever was in his own life. Science fiction fans published fanzines, small print journals usually of less than 100 copies exploring the works of the popular pulp fiction writers of the day. Often they would try their own hand at pulp writing in these zines, and these are the publications you would have to go to read his work. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio3/sundayfeature/pip/t8iz3/
 
 
He was the science fiction nerd before anyone knew the term, retreating into his home with his mom for years at a time to read. He battled anti-social behavior most of his life, going as far as to name his cat "Nigger" so his neighbors would often only see him on his porch calling for the cat!
 
His friends grew to protect him, bring him out of the house, and reawaken his spirit. Usually showing up to help him as he turned suicidal.
 
After his death his friends started Arkham House to publish his works. Del had them all. The stories of beings from other dimensions, of secret Middle Eastern texts that summon things better left unnamed would have a profound impact on the people who read them. Lovecraft was never a best selling author, yet everyone who read him seemed to go into creative fields. Filmmakers, playwrights, comic book artists, pulp authors, even the occult world studied his work. Lovecraft himself did not believe in summoning demons, but after reading him many of his readers did. Del loved his Arkham collection, which had survived brutal poverty, drug and alcohol addiction, abrupt relationship endings. He wrote on the wall of his home next to his bed that I was to receive the books upon his death. I often wondered what women thought as they noticed this writing on the wall next to his bed! I'm still waiting on those books.
 
Today instead of a fanzine Lovecraft would have been on the net. But he would still have been living with his mother!  http://www.themodernword.com/scriptorium/lovecraft.html
 
Del and Lovecraft missed the world of blogs. Or folks like me writing a book using the blog concept with something fanzines could never have- links, for further study.
 
Orson Welles wanted a camera, and his mom would hock her jewelry to get him one. Kenneth Anger wanted to make movies, so he took the family silverware and split from his stifling home. He had shot FIREWORKS in his home when his family was away, and he had caught the film bug. Ken had read Lovecraft and the pulps, he'd been part of the science fiction fandom of the time, he had exploded in the art world when many still debated whether film could be an art form. Jean Cocteau in France wanted to meet him, so goodbye family! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Anger
 
Ken had also discovered the writings of Aleister Crowley. His films reflected on Crowley's teachings, which in an odd way were similar to the world created by Lovecraft. Both men were atheists in the traditional sense, though while Lovecraft was shy of the public, Crowley loved tweaking societies nose. Crowley took mushrooms and performed rituals- in public. He wrote of the joys of hashish. He introduced the west to yoga and Oriental philosophy ( though his emphasis was speculation on tantric sex) and his work as a secretary to the founder of the Wicca movement would be felt to the present day. http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/confess/
 
Del collected first editions of Crowley's work as well as Lovecraft. Ken collected Crowley. Artwork, his diary, letters and more. All of which I was allowed to study when I visited Ken in NYC with Art Girl. As a result of our NY trip we had fallen deeply in love, so much so that I would overlook Art Girls numerous outside liaisons and would one day be left waiting to board a boat for a Press Club party as she told me she would be married in two weeks, but that we could still see each other.
 
Today I would have said yes, but then I stood crushed, my eyes filled with tears.
 
I hit a wall of pain.
 
The world as we know it, is filled with pain.  Aleister Crowley
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Monday, January 29, 2007
Crowley, Hubbard and Del!

Aleister Crowley was born into a religious cult, The Plymouth Brethren, that he despised. The groups strict rules and anti-sex attitude drove Crowley to search out secret societies that dealt with magick. He found the Golden Dawn, with a membership that included Bram Stoker (the author of DRACULA). In magick circles at the time the idea was there were forces outside our reality that could occupy our bodies and cause mayhem until they were removed.
 
In Black Magick the idea was to summon these forces, but with great care.
 
Crowley had decided to use both Black and White magick, and had no fear of the forces summoned.
 
He would shatter the Dawn, and embark on his Great Work. He bought a home in the Loc Ness to do the most difficult summoning ritual (that took 6 months to do!), but would later abandon the work after meeting a woman he would marry a day later (!) and would take to Egypt.
 
In Egypt he would summon an Egyptian God whom would stay with him from that point on. He traveled to Spain to create his own abbey and religion and set out to destroy egos, and "clear" people of outside forces that were negative in their lives. He merged sex with religion, realizing that in the sex act a portal was created - a short cut- to the energies of the universe.
 
Crowley would predict an age when youth would reign supreme. Sexual barriers would be abolished,  man would choose the laws they would follow. He predicted that drugs would fuel this revolution.
 
So in the mid 1960's as a sexual and political underground took hold- his ideas suddenly seemed very prophetic. The Beatles would put him on the cover of SGT. PEPPER. The Rolling Stones would do the song SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL about Kenneth Anger and his awareness of Crowley, an awareness he had spread throughout the UK in the Swinging 60's. Even the slogan of the day, Do your own thing, was based on Crowley's slogan, DO WHAT THOU WILL. Timothy Leary was preaching about LSD and sex on LSD.
 
For the first time in America, people began living together out of wedlock, taking drugs that were illegal. Homosexuality became ho hum instead of an illness to be cured by lobotomies and therapy. Women were no longer considered fallen if they had sex outside marriage. The collapse of the hippie era led to the disco era- when all the people who hated hippies began living together, taking drugs like cocaine and Quaaludes, and "coming out" of the morality of the day.
 
A process many argue is still going on.
 
Crowley died before the hippies came around. But before he did, he wrote and corresponded with a follower who was also Del's therapist.
 
A man by the name of L. Ron Hubbard.

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Friday, February 02, 2007
Enter Hubbard- Del's Therapist!

L. RON HUBBARD
 
Youth. The coming age of youth, Crowley predicted. What was life like before the baby boomer era, and the ongoing love affair with everything young?
 
When you look at the ages of the people getting married from the pilgrims to the wild west right on up to the depression and World War 2 one notices a huge discrepancy in age between married couples. Before World War 1 that discrepancy could be as much as 20 or 30 years. The explanation for this is simple- many women died in childbirth. Women in their 40's weren't willing to uproot and move out west, but teen girls and girls in their 20's would. Music, plays, finally films- were all geared for entire populations. There was no youth market. Kids dressed in suits like their dads, women were told at 18 to either get married or become a teacher or secretary- and try to marry a man at the job. ( Today a girl like that would be sent to "sensitivity classes"). Look at the Mickey Rooney films of the 30's (ANDY HARDY) and he wears suits, dads are shown as all knowing, everyone likes the same music.
 
In World War 2 sailors and soldiers dreamed of islands inhabited all by beautiful young girls- which would lead to a slew of men's magazines about Amazon tribes found on an island during the war, scantily clad stunning women tortured by enemies, all of it culminating in Tiki culture and Bettie Page. Both of which are still around and more popular than ever.
 
 
 
After the war, states like Illinois passed laws that men had to be 21 to drink, but women could drink at 18. Have parents or grandparents who married between 1945 to 1965? You may have noticed they usually aren't the same age.
 
Being surrounded by pretty young girls was every sailors fantasy.
 
The two studs of the 40's and 50's, Errol Flynn and Ali Khan were middle aged. Khan was fat, balding. Yet he dated Gene Tierney, Rita Hayworth, and almost every single young beautiful socialite and actress that was known at the time.
 
Ben Hecht, the Chicago newspaperman who wrote plays and films (THE FRONT PAGE has been made and re-made over and over) contributed to all this with his script THE QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE with the Paris Hilton of the 50's, Zsa Zsa Gabor. It is about soldiers stranded on a planet of women! 
 
Then along came James Dean, who Del knew (more on that coming) and suddenly a t- shirt and red breaker jacket became a uniform for young people everywhere. Rock music began to appear, and was instantly hated by the all ages folk music crowd. It was red neck music with a colored beat. And it wasn't even jazz. Just 4 chords and a riff. But young people were creating their own fashions and music and films. The cat was out of the bag.
 
Divorce was uncommon and in many areas unknown before the youth rebellion. But when kids the same age started hooking up, and there was no longer an already established person or mature person in the relationship, divorce from 18 to 34 went through the roof. And has continued to do so.
 
So did Crowley cause this age to occur? Or was it marketing? Was the youth culture nurtured and centuries of dating and marrying habits changed to make it easier to sell to people? Will it pass as the baby boomers grow up? And the size of the youth market diminishes?
 
We shall see.
 
Critics of Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard often question his past. Well, I'm someone who left home at 12 and 1/2 and never went back. I was suspended from Grady High School in Atlanta after I discovered that many poor schools were picking out girls that were considered to be so flirty that they would grow up to be promiscuous and were being sterilized. Keep in mind, this was before they had actually done anything sexually. I was caught passing out leaflets at a PTA meeting urging parents not to do this to their kids. (In Ireland and the UK in the 20th century, Catholic girls who were thought be too pretty were sent to work camps and forced to work all day and half the night as punishment for having looks that would tempt men. So please, spare me the 'real religion' versus 'fake religion' crap). I would get kicked out for protesting mandatory ROTC as you read earlier. I came to Chicago, got a scholarship to go to the Art Institute and took my academic classes at Roosevelt and the University of Chicago. I lived in a lesbian commune, where I discovered 95% of the lesbians were actually bi.
 
Look, I'm reading that and I don't believe it. But it happens to be true. I was a high school kid kicked out and homeless and I ended up a college student, and my second year, became the first second year student to actually teach- and get paid for it, at the school! Over the objections of 90% of the college profs. I was even allowed to skip faculty meetings! I can tell you about the power of the will!
 
So do I believe Lafayette Ronald Hubbard at 6 was taught to read Shakespeare?
 
Yes. You see there were two books everyone who went out west took with them, from the settler days on. The Bible. And works of Shakespeare. Many people for decades learned to read from those two books.
 
Do I believe he entered the Boy Scouts and earned Eagle Scout in less than five months?  Yes actually, because he wasn't the only one! In the period he was growing up it was possible to become an Eagle Scout within a year (that practice has since ended).
 
As an ex-member of the biggest cult in western culture, Catholicism, nothing that Scientology has been accused of comes close to the deaths from fights between Catholics and Protestants, burning witches, killing scientists, land grabs etc. NOTHING. So, which one is real? By the way, right now in Ireland and the UK charges that police collaborated to torture and assassinate Catholics by the hundreds are rocking the two nations. Protestants have kept the old traditions alive! In fact, the press is speculating as I write that far more Catholics were killed by torture and assassination than all those killed by IRA bombs. This isn't the far past- this is now. I won't even bring up the Spanish missionaries blessing unarmed Indian tribes, before soldiers opened fire and killed them.
 
So. Which is the harmful cult?
 
There is only one known interview with Hubbard in the regular press, let's read it, and then I'll discuss Del's therapy sessions with Hubbard in this monolog. And more on this fascinating philosopher, Hubbard.
 
By the way, all my life stories up to now must seem romanticized. The darkness is coming.
 
 
1968

The only time Hubbard allowed an outside crew to interview him.

Granada Television  -  England

 
 
V.O) Tonight, World in Action has tracked down one of the most elusive men on earth.

This was the end of our search, an ex cattle boat, The Royal Scotman, docked at Bizerte, a small port in North Africa. On board, about 250 people making some sort of a crew and this, mysterious man. The local ice cream man thought he was a great scientist looking for insects. Everybody seems to think he is a millionaire. These are no ordinary sea men; their allegiance and devotion to the mysterious man is total. To them, he is: "My Commodore."

The man is L. Ron Hubbard: charmer, science fiction writer and showman, the creator of Scientology and the man who is pushing it into its new more militant phase. He now requires that his crew must have training in judo and weaponry and that they must be ethically beyond reproach, tough, formidable and effective. To them, he is a savior. One of them wrote: " ...that which I have really found is the nearness to the greatness which is Ron, our founder. To me, above all, my Commodore."

Today, shyness[?] has overcome Mr. Hubbard when asked to appear on television. After several weeks of hunting for him with the help of almost every radio station along the mediterranean and beyond, World in Action at last tracked Hubbard down. Just before dawn, on a recent Sunday morning, Hubbard, who finds sleeping difficult, decided at last to speak. He spoke for a long long time about his money, his beliefs, his critics and the new authoritarian structure of Scientology. But first he spoke about his troubles with the British government. He put on his hat, he smiled and he began.

Hubbard: Well, that's very interesting, but let's correct an impression first. You said you were in trouble. Let's get my relationship to this completely straight and so on... I am the writer of the textbooks of Scientology. About 2 1/2 years ago or so I even ceased to be the director of organisations. The governement, in the first place I'm not in trouble with the British government not even faintly, and if I went in today or tomorrow through immigration they would tip their hats and say: "How are you Mr. Hubbard" as they have been doing for years.

(V.O) The immigration officials might well tip their hats, but they couldn't let him in. The day we filmed Mr Hubbard the Home Office decided that Britain would be better off without him.

The Shrinking World of L Ron Hubbard

(V.O) Saint Hill Manor, England. Hubbard's British headquarters handling an income of something like 1 million £ a year. But as Scientology expands more and more governments and mental health authorities condemn it.

Journalist: I wondered, Mr Hubbard, if you could explain simply to a layman what Scientology is?

Hubbard: I think that would be a relatively easy idea[?] because it is actually a subject which is designed for the layman and if you couldn't explain it to the layman you would have a very difficult time on it. The subject, the name means "scio," which means knowing how to know in the fullest sense of the word, "ology" which is study of, so it is actually study of knowingness [sic]. That is what the word itself means. The...

Journalist: To me that doesn't mean very much. I didn't understand that. I mean, what does it do for you - in theory?

Hubbard: It increases one's knowingness. But if a man were totally aware of what was going on around him, he would find it relatively simple to handle any outnesses [sic] [note: that word not only is not an english word, but it is not even defined in any Scientology dictionaries] in that. [sic]

(V.O): After 3 hours of talking we never got an explanation from him that we could understand.

In fact, Scientology is a faith, a religion. Because faiths are now out of fashion it calls itself a science. But scientists would just have as much difficulty with the beliefs of Scientology as they do with virgin births and resurrection from the dead.

Saint Hill is a nice place, Scientologists are very friendly and honestly believe they can help whoever goes to them. Usually, they can.

Scientologists do 2 basic things; first, they sit for hours listening to recordings of Hubbard and they are examined to see how well they learnt it.

Hubbard on tape

Now the mind when it has an old experience will add that data into its current experience and it keeps coming up with wrong answers. A profesor looks at some college student -ah- with a slight -ah- twitch -ah- of the-ah- eyes. And this girl says: "he has winked at me." [garbled]

(V.O) What he tells them, when you cut through the jargon, is partly good sense, teaching his disciples how to calm down and deal with the things that worry them. The rest is religious ramblings and stories about his achievements in this life and the ones he's led before which are as imaginative as his science fiction.

Hubbard on tape continues

... because she was assaulted when she was 10 by this fellow who winked at her first and it messed her up considerably.

Student, on tape

I don't understand what "out-conscious" are... [garbled]

(V.O) The real hooker in Scientology is this instrument. They call it an E-meter. It's a very simple electronic device that's been around for years as a lie detector. There is no mystery whatsoever about it. Hubbard uses it in a process he calls auditing; the Scientologist's confessional. Here, the student talks often for many hundreds of expensive hours about himself. His inner-most secrets are dug into. As they question embarrassment, fear, guilt, shame any emotion will make the needle waver.

American courts have condemned the E-meter of being totally unscientific; it measures only emotion. It can't distinguish between fantasy and reality. If you feel ashamed because you believe that, in a previous incarnation, you hammered the nails into Christ's feet, the Scientologists think that proves that you lived before as a Roman centurion. Unburdened, the student feels free at last. It's this area that is a deepest concern to the medical world, although discussing the deepest problems naturally makes many people feel better, the Scientologists also applied this technique to people in no fit mental state to stand it. Sometimes, digging with the best will in the world into a student's problems they can reduce him into a state of collapse well known to psychiatrists. The Scientologists gayly call it the sad effect [sic]. The only mystery about the e-meter is its price. In a recent US income tax trial, it was stated that it cost about 4 £ and 9d to make while Hubbard was selling it for between 44 and 51£. As the court commissioners said, such profitability, while not at all conclusive, is indicative of a commercial operation.

Award ceremony - MC

The Hubbard College of Scientology Qualifications division department of Certifications and Awards does hereby certify that Janet E Lundy has obtained the state of Clear!

[Applause]

(V.O) This girl has reached her goal: she's gone "clear." Clears like her have gone through a list of 60 questions written in Hubbard 's own handwriting without showing any emotional reaction on the E-meter to any of them. Towards us the unbelievers they feel pity, they call us "wogs" [racist term]

Janet

I've never given a speech before, so this is the first one for me, but I did want to say one thing -ah- validate yourselves [cult's jargon] you're beautiful, thank you.

(V.O) For many, Scientology becomes not only a faith but a way of life. They become dependent upon the org for their social life and even their livelihood. They work for very long hours and almost no money. A year ago, the org did not deny a profit of 1/2 a million £ since then the income has touched 30 000 £ a week. They neither know nor care what happens to the money.

About 3 years ago, Hubbard introduced a new note into his new kingdom, discipline. He laid down a rigid line of conduct. Since then, the ethics department has taken over more and more. This is one of Hubbard ethics orders on critics of Scientology, so called suppressives.

SP ORDER - FAIR GAME

May be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Scientologist without any discipline of the Scientologist. May be tricked, sued, or lied to, or destroyed.

Last year, Hubbard wrote:

Now get this as a technical fact, not a hopeful idea. Every time we've investigated the background of a critic of Scientology, we have found crimes which that person or group could be emprisoned under existing law. We do not find critics of Scientology who do not have criminal pasts. Over and over we prove this.

Politician A stand up on his hind legs in a parliament and brays for a condemnation of Scientology. When we look him over we find crimes: embezzled funds, moral lapses, a thirst for young boys - sordid stuff. Wife B howls at her husband for attending a Scientology group. We look her up and find she had a baby he didn't know about.

Most recently, Hubbard wrote this about a group of people who defended against the ethics department.

They are declared enemies of mankind, the planet, and all life. They are fair game. No amnesty may ever cover them. The criminal prosecution bureau is to find any and all crimes in their past and have them brought to court and a prison. Any sea organisation member contacting any of them is to use auditing process R2-45.

Hubbard called R2-45 "an enormously effective process of exteriorization frowned upon by society at this time."

But it's here back on the ship with Hubbard that ethics really flourish. The stated purpose of the ship is to "get ethics in." Hubbard is captain. On the ship he is not governed by English law. But we asked him about his authoritarian activities at his English headquarters.

Hubbard: If there is an authoritarian structure at Saint Hill, it has been brought into being by the government itself. Saint Hill is trying to correct itself; it doesn't know what it's trying to correct because nobody has told it what to correct. We get these odd allegations, we used to in the old days and I'm sure they still do, and all I'd have to do, all Robinson would have to do is say: "You fellows mustn't do so and so and you must do so and so and immediately these fellows would straighten out -ah- as it is...

Journalist: but listen , but surely...

Hubbard: They trying to prevent Scientologists from doing something wrong but they don't know what would be wrong

Journalist: but Britain, we hope is not an authoritarian place it does not say to people you will now stop doing this, you will now start doing that. And that is what your organisation does and some people find that helpful they're told by you, and I'm sure you can do it very well...

Hubbard: ...not by me, not by me, the ship's company right now -ah-...

Journalist: they think they're told by you at Saint-Hill and they feel that you are a strength for them in that way

Hubbard: Anybody who has inspired a movement would be a strength for them. But let me clarify this very definitely. It is not an authoritarian organisation and the only reason why it is trying desperately to keep itself in some sort of very firm order and so on is because they're trying to correct things.

Journalist: But surely it's authoritarian in its treatment of suppressive people that kind of thing, I mean, you don't allow criticism.

Hubbard: Oh no a suppressive person isn't critical, a suppressive person is a person who denies the right of others.

Journalist: But surely you are doing precisely that thing to them by denying them the right to do what they want to do.

Hubbard: Perhaps but if it's somebody's [sic] going to kill a baby I think you would deny him the right too. This is beside the point. The only thing, the only reason why any discipline has had to enter the scene, and the government should be very glad of that discipline, is to keep the lunatic fringe and from other people from exploiting this subject, and victimising people with it. If the government were to knock out the control point of Scientology they would reap the whirlwinds.

Why do they just fight it and say there's something bad but they never specify what's bad. They haven't specified. For instance, right now they say we're breaking up marriages. Why, that's a lie. As a matter of fact they're saying that at the moment when you've got this book which was just about to go on the press is "How to save your marriage" because it contains thousands of successful marriages.

Journalist: How many times have you been married?

Hubbard: How many times have I been married? I've been married twice. And I 'm very happily married just now, I have a lovely wife, I have 4 children, my first wife is dead.

Journalist: What happened to your second wife?

Hubbard:I've never had a second wife.

(V.O) What Hubbard said happens to be untrue. It's an unimportant detail but he's had 3 wives. He did have a second wife, Sarah Northrup Hubbard, from whom he was divorced on the 12th of June, 1951. He has at least 3 other children. What is important is that his followers were there as he lied, but no matter what the evidence they don't believe it.

Journalist: What are you actually doing on this ship now?

Hubbard: I am studying ancient civilisations trying to find what happened to them finding out why they went into decline why they died.

Journalist: This studying, what do you do, how do you do it?

Hubbard: I have sent out several people to look over areas and so on they come back they tell me what they are, I go out to the important ones.

Journalist: Do you believe that you have lived before?

Hubbard: Now to answer that question would be very unfair.

Journalist: Scientologists believe they lived before, though, don't they?

Hubbard: Oh yes as a matter of fact it's quite interesting that exercises can be conducted which demonstrate conclusively that there are memories which exist prior to this life.

Ship PA system

This is a drill, this is a drill. Fire. Fire. Fire on poop deck

(V.O) These are some of the faithful at fire drill, one of the few things we were able to film before they got angry.

One crew member wrote a letter published in the ship's magazine:

My body was seen in the ship at a certain place, whereas at the very time it was being seen, I was discussing the various spots[?] with another 3 sea org members way away from where I was seen.

After this I received three letters from South Africa the writers of which were glad having seen me and congratulated me on looking so well. My last time in South Africa was in 1957.

Recently I went there 4 times bodyless, to see my friend Chris Veideman[?]. Mybody has not left Spain since it got here.

(V.O) Those who stay provide Hubbard with an almost free crew. There are no professional sailors he pays them just enough for cigarettes and sweets but they pay him rather more. The new advanced courses costs something more than 1000 £ plus keep, payable to an account in the name of Hubbard's present wife. If all 250 people have signed for these advanced courses, which according to Hubbard can be completed in weeks, days and even hours, that makes over a quarter of a million £. The scrapers could be scraping for quite some time; they've been asked to sign a contract for 1 billion years.

Journalist: You say that you have retired from Scientology, you're now on a very smart and spenditious ship, well what are you doing on the ship?

Hubbard: I don't think the labour government ought to know this, because they don't aprove of loafing, but I'm loafing.

Journalist: What are you loafing on? on what proceeds? Where did you get all the money to loaf?

Hubbard: Well one tends to overlook the fact that all during the thirties, and actually during the late forties, I was a highly successful writer, and a great many propertiesand so on accumulated during that period of time.

Journalist: ...is that really where the money for all this comes from?

Hubbard: Yes - yes, one of the things...

Journalist: It doesn't come from the Scientologists at Saint Hill?

Hubbard: No the Scientologists at Saint Hill. As a matter of fact, I wish I had the bill here to show you, but we added up over the years what monies I had loaned organisations and what monies of mine personally, royalties and so on, had been collected by Scientology organisations, and the amount of money paid out for research, and it amounts to 13 millions $. That's a fantastic sum of money.

Journalist: because the other thing that we hear about are things like Swiss bank accounts, the Bigtay[??] bank, that kind of thing, and there is a great temptation to believe that your yacht and the standard of life to which you are now accustomed is paid for by Scientologist in England

Hubbard: The amounts of money in Switzerland are minimal, very small amount of money.

Journalist: So why do you have Swiss bank accounts?

Hubbard: I don't have Swiss bank accounts, there is - there is a bank account in Switzerland I don't know how much money is in it but not very much. The amount of money which comes to me, at this time, is mostly capital, because I don't take any income; these days in days of income tax it's almost impossible to take any income.

Journalist: So your capital, that did come from the Scientologists?

Hubbard: No. No, the Scientologists and so on... Actually, what I tell you is quite true.

Journalist: ...yes but the only problem I have with that sum is you haven't told me where the money does come from. Where the obviously very large sums of money that you have...

Hubbard: Ah there were very very large sums of money that I made when I was very young. 15 million published words and a great many successful movies don't make nothing.

(V.O) Hubbard's finances are almost impossible to unravel but in the pre-boom days of Scientology from 55 to 59 he and his immediate family got at least 154.971 $, plus a percentage usually 10 of the gross income of all other scientology organisations. If he still gets 10 % from Saint Hill alone, that's roughly 100 000 £ a year. And he doesn't deny selling his name to the organisation for a 100 000 £ but says he never got the money.

Journalist: Don't you wake up some times in the middle of the night and think to yourself "Well I've been on this ship with a whole lot of Scientologists who believe I'm fantastic? I've been here for a whole year and not seen anybody else and I wish to hell I could get away from them?"

Hubbard: Ha ha. Well I haven't been here a whole year you know. I have been out associating with Arabs and all kinds of people. Ah, one of the way you learn about life is to associate with people and ...

Journalist: But you don't! you only associate with Scientologists

Hubbard: Perfectly happy to associate with anybody. The whole point about it is that they don't believe I'm fantastic if you saw the number of times they [grins] don't follow my orders

Journalist: You say that Scientology is a science. Now, it seems to me that Scientologists believe quite a lot of things which would be scientifically unacceptable and that, therefore, Scientology isn't a science at all, it's a faith like flying saucers are a faith.

Hubbard: Ha ha ha ha ha! A science is something which is constructed from truth on workable axioms, there are 55 axioms in Scientology which are very demonstrably true and on these can be constructed a great deal...

Journalist: But there are also a lot of things that aren't true.

Hubbard: Not necessarily aren't true but aren't usual.

Journalist: But you think you're OK, yeah?

Hubbard: Well, I don't know that I'm OK any more than anybody else is OK but I've led at least a happy life and a very full one, I have a happy marriage, and my kids are all cheerful and I'm not - nobody's finding any fault with me personally.

Journalist: Do you ever think that you might be quite mad?

Hubbard: Oh yes! The one man in the world who never believes he's mad is the madman.

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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Hubbard And Myth

 

No wonder Hubbard avoided interviews with the press! Note that the VO (voice over) sections of the interview they attack and pick him apart- when they could have asked him about the topics to his face! In fact when they do ask him, he appears to handle himself quite well. The above interview is a pretty clear, so to speak, example of the interview as ambush. They simply added the attacks after the fact.

Hubbard spent his last years on his boat, and created a group known as Commodore's Messenger Organization. This group on the boat was made up of teen girls whose uniforms were modeled after the clothes worn by the women in QUEEN OF OUTER SPACE- sort of early miniskirts.

The girls relayed messages to the crew on the boat - yep, Hubbard managed to fulfill every World War 2 vets fantasy. He searched for an island they could all live on, to no avail. He died on a private estate he owned, which should have been the end of it.

But it wasn't!

Cults usually shut down after the death of their leader, but Scientology continued to grow. (Hubbard had separated himself from the group in the last years of his life, perhaps anticipating this).

Critics attack Hubbard's early days with Jack Parsons, a leader in the O.T.O. (Orderis Templis Orientis, a group that has kept Crowley's work in print) as "black magic" which smacks of Christian propaganda. Crowley was an atheist. He even gave a speech, WHY I AM AN ATHEIST. So that argument won't work with me.

While there are many almost violently opposed to the group and they are entitled to their opinion, let's look at my former cult. We now know that for decades the Priesthood in the Catholic Church became a magnet for anti- female child and teen molesters. When caught, parents were told to forget it and the Priests were simply moved from parish to parish. ( Interesting to note that when the Church stopped protecting child molesters membership in the Priesthood collapsed and many Parishes have had to turn to the parishioners to keep going! That's a hint to how widespread this was). In the 50's, 60's and 70's police departments refused to prosecute Priests.

Talk about abuse!

None of these kids have shown up at churches to yell at people going in, stood up in Mass and yelled " THE WAFER DOESN'T HAVE THE HOLY SPIRIT" or anything else.

Some sued (and cost the Church billions) and others just went on with their lives.

Nothing that Scientology has done in my view comes close to the abuse done by the so-called "real" religion. Countries that refuse to recognize Scientology have no problem letting in Evangelical preachers who claim to heal people. OH PLEASE! 

Was the religion based on science fiction? Well, why not?

The fastest growing church on earth is based on science fiction!

More than 70,000 people in Australia have declared that they are followers of the Jedi faith, the religion created by the Star Wars films.

A recent census found that one in 270 respondents - or 0.37% of the population - say they believe in "the force", an energy field that gives Jedi Knights like Luke Skywalker their power in the films.  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2218456.stm

Over 53,000 people listed themselves as Jedi in New Zealand. New Zealand has the highest per capita population of reported Jedi in the world, with 1.5% marking "Jedi" as their religion on the census[8]. Statistics New Zealand treated Jedi responses as "Answer understood, but will not be counted". However, if Jedi were counted it would be the second largest religion in New Zealand. The percentages of religious affiliations were:

  • Christian: 58.9%
  • No religion: 29.6%
  • Object to answering: 6.9%
  • Jedi: 1.5%
  • Buddhism: 1.2%
  • Hindu: 1.2%
In the Canada 2001 Census, some 20,000 people reported their religion as Jedi.
 
In England and Wales 390,000 people (0.7%) stated their religion as Jedi on their 2001 Census forms, surpassing Sikhism, Judaism, and Buddhism, and making it the fourth largest reported religion in the country.
 
It hasn't yet hit the states, but when it does it will be huge. There are even websites:  http://www.thejediismway.org/
 
In other words, so what if Scientology is based on science fiction?
 
You see religion, like good science fiction, is based on MYTH.
 
There was no Moses. There is no proof that Jews wandered in the desert for decades. The Ten Commandments are stolen word for word from a Pagan funeral prayer!
 
Does knowing this destroy people's faith? Hey, if historical truth was used to judge any religion, what would be left?
 
Let's look at the word MYTH. It does not mean lie. Separate the word. My/ th. My as in me, th(e) as in infinite. ( "th" is infinite until you add a word like end to it, as in The End). So the word myth is "my infinite self". All religion is the hope that the religion you are in will help you become the best you can be.
 
That's it. It doesn't matter if the Church charges you a fortune to have a marriage in one (how many Catholics have had to get a mortgage to marry off their kids?) or charges you for classes that help you focus, hey go right ahead. But you ain't gettin' my money!
 
The Scientologists I've worked with in my plays and film I would work with anytime. They were professional, punctual, they never complained without offering an alternative.
I work with pagans, Christians, atheists if they do the job I want. The Scientologists I've worked with never tried to win me over, and seemed fascinated by my take on the subject. They were also way more calm than the typical actor. To my knowledge, I have never worked with a Jedi, but I'm not opposed to it! Still.....
 
Did you know science is on the verge of creating a new universe?

This is something. The Japanese will create a new universe that will propel itself away from us, we will then have no contact or idea where it is.

http://snipurl.com/14pec

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/08/07/scientists-in-japan-to-create-mini-universe-in-a-lab/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.casavaria.com%2Fsentido%2Fscience%2F2006%2F06-0802-new-universe.htm&frame=true

So as life evolves there, should the beings created imagine gods and religions to explain why they exist, fight wars to prove who God loves more, make up stories about the creators life, kill scientists who try to understand their universe or-

should they try to understand their world, who they are, and eventually create their own universe?

Interesting question, don't you think?

What if atheists went out for converts the way religious people do?

You open your door at 9am on a Sunday with a wicked hangover after incessant buzzing. It isn't the Jehovah's Witness people- it's PENN AND TELLER!

"Hi my name is Penn and this is my partner Teller. He doesn't say much. I would like to talk to you about DNA and evolution".

I guess I'd still be pissed about being woken up!

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Friday, February 09, 2007
Del and L. Ron Hubbard

The Path To "Bob"
 
Del Close was in analysis for decades. He learned how to do it from all this therapy and would create an album THE DO IT YOURSELF PSYCHOANALYSIS KIT in 1959! You can hear it here:
http://easydreamer.blogspot.com/2005/12/week-38-christmas-countdown-second.html   Del was a science fiction fan so he was drawn to Hubbard- a science fiction writer who did psychotherapy and hypnotherapy. Del had a love affair with the theories of Buddhism and found Hubbard's ideas of reincarnation fascinating. He never got off booze in all his years in therapy with all the therapists he went to, the behaviorists would do that. He credited Hubbard with one important thing however, Hubbard got Del to leave the carny world and have the courage to hit the stage.
 
One day Del went into Hubbard's office and was shocked to discover that his therapy sessions were over. Hubbard was excited, he was going to turn his theories into something new called dianetics. Del was hurt, Confused. He pleaded with Hubbard to keep seeing him, but Hubbard was about to change the world. As Del moaned about what he was going to do now, Hubbard got up, walked over to him, and slapped him across the face. "That's all you ever really needed", Hubbard told Del.
 
This incident is in the DC comic book WASTELAND that Del did with writer John Ostrander.
 
One day Del and I were sitting around and he told me this story and wondered why Hubbard never tried to get him into Scientology.
 
"Maybe its because some people were born to join a religion", I said, " and others to create one".
 
 
THEY SAY DON'T DO THIS
AND DON'T DO THAT
AND THEN GOD WILL LIKE YOU
I DON'T LIKE IT
I DON'T LIKE IT
I DON'T LIKE IT
AND GOD DON'T LIKE IT TOO!
 
I have no idea what SubGenius preacher first spotted Dr. Scott preaching on television, but there is no question the first SubGenius Church preachers owed Dr. Scott big time. He was an inspiration and a revelation. There was no one like him in the world of televangelism. No one has topped him yet.
 
When the IRS went after him to get his list of contributors he fought them and spent a million bucks a week in fines rather than give up the names. After more than a year of this, the IRS threw in the towel and he got all the money back- plus interest! At the height of his fight he went on air showing himself with two stunning models, all three of them wearing neck to ankle fur coats. He announced he was going to start buying race horses!
 
Was that gutsy, or crazy? Who knows. That was Dr. Gene Scott. At one point in his battle, he asked contributors to send a note with their donation, saying DR. SCOTT CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS WITH THIS MONEY! I'm sure the IRS loved that.
 

"A skinflint may get to Heaven, but what awaits him are a rusty old halo, a skinny old cloud, and a robe so worn it scratches. First-class salvation costs money."

And he cussed! Shocking all the other TV preachers. One of his songs,  "Kill a Pissant for Jesus." was called blasphemy by other preachers.

"You ever meet Christians? You wish you could shove a pipe in their mouth. Anything to shut them up."

If there was anything he hated more than the IRS- it was the FCC. If he wanted to curse during his preaching, they should just shut the hell up and listen!

Quote: "While other pastors denounce homosexuality, abortion, adultery, profanity and drinking, Scott refuses to condemn such behavior. He leaves worshipers free to make their own choice without coercion. "I don't ask you to change when you come here," he instructs the congregation. "I take you as you are, as God takes me as I am."  http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/dr-gene-scott/   "Closet" watchers of The Festival of Faith at one point included Johnny Carson, Art Carney, Gene Hackman, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, and Burt Reynolds. They'd sit around in a group watching Dr. Scott, and then call the number on the screen. Celebrities were enthused: this was unlike anything they'd ever seen on a television program, and the host was charismatic."

Quote (from the above link) "Dr. Scott spends weeks and months at a time on marvelously conspiratorial topics: the Pyramids, Atlantis, Roswell UFO's, Stonehenge, the Amityville poltergeists - even the Philadelphia Experiment. During Sunday sermons, Scott admonishes his congregation not to seek God's blessing from a priest, the Pope or a place of worship. "And you're sure not going to get it from a motel with Jimmy Swaggart," he cracks."

"I'm not selling forty-pound Bibles, or water from Jordan, or 4,000 plastic crosses made by the Japanese and sold to Arabs. I don't send out 'healing cloths' or tear up my shirt. I say: what's what I've done worth? Whatever the meal I've fed you is worth, pay up. I'm not trying to save anybody. I think if you reject Christianity, you should do it intelligently."

You can imagine how the Christian right took such comments! But no one could stop him. He was and is on everything from satellite radio, to Christian TV (he is still on channel 38 on COMCAST), to the internet, to the most obscure worldwide radio bands. Ever see the movie VIDEODROME? It could have been about him! He turned sermons into rants, and he seemed to be loving every second of it.

You can still find him raising hell on the net 24/7,   http://dr.genescott.org/

He passed away over a year ago, yet his preaching still continues to attract the kinds of people that would never watch a televangelist.

He proved one thing that would prove a powerful lesson for Subgenius preachers- you don't have to be stupid to talk religion. You could be funny. It would have been far too easy to ridicule religion. He showed us all how to have fun with it.

Into this blender of influences, let's add  JIMMY SWAGGERT!

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Friday, February 16, 2007
The Road To "BOB"- Swaggert!

I AM NOT AN ATHEIST BECAUSE OF HYPOCRISY IN RELIGION. I AM AN ATHEIST BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD.
Penn Jillette on his radio show to Michael Goudeau.
 
 
 
 
It was 1988. Subgenius preachers were in shock. Jimmy Swaggert, cousin of Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley, had been caught in a sleazy motel with a hooker.
 
 
It hit the Church like a ton of bricks. Early preachers like Janor Hypercleates and the Pope of New York had patterned themselves in a fashion after him. After Gene Scott he was the second most influential earth preacher on the Church of the Subgenius.
 
He was real. He had to have the demons that haunted Jerry Lee Lewis, yet he controlled them.
 
Or so we thought.
 
It actually hit the Church harder than his own church, we had come to see him as the yin to Jerry Lee's yang.
 
Turns out, they both live in the shadows.
 
How do I know? In 1991 he was pulled over by police, and he had a hooker he had just picked up in his car. The press didn't make a big deal out of this because by this time he had faded.
 
But at his prime......
 
Swaggert had taken over his church after the head (Marvin) was caught in an affair. It was a hostile take over. When the Bakers and their PTL Club fell apart he was happy, and called them a cancer on Christianity! The guy who exposed him for going to hookers- was the one he had replaced. He paid the guy money until he got tired of it, and the guy went public.
 
"In March 89, some woman named Catherine Campen gave an interview to Penthouse magazine, in which she claimed to have had an extramarital affair with the preacher. Between July 87 and January 88, they had met up on ten separate occasions. She mentioned beating him with a riding crop, but only after Swaggart convinced her to do it.

Then in July, Penthouse ran an exclusive interview with the prostitute, Debra Murphree. She claimed that Jimmy once inquired whether he could fuck her child:

He'd ask me if I'd ever let anyone screw my daughter when she was that young, and I said, "No, She's only nine years old." He asked me if she started developing or if she had any hair down there. [...] "I can picture my cock going in and out of a pussy like that," he said.

These revelations were a sales and marketing bonanza for Penthouse magazine"  http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/televangelists/jimmy-swaggart/ 

It was a sad day when Swaggert revealed himself. We had grown to like the guy. I know I had. Now I'd rather drink with his cousin Jerry Lee. If you are gonna whore, shouldn't you be in a religion that condones whoring?

Now before I get to "Bob" and close this chapter, I have to move. I'll be back in a couple of weeks.

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Sunday, March 04, 2007
LSD Changes Comedy

 
THE FIRESIGN THEATRE
 
 
From the moment CIA agent Albert Hubbard began handing LSD out to people he deemed worthy bypassing the middle man, psychiatrists, the perception of the world began to shift. Within one generation the common knowledge would go from us conquering earth to wanting to help it, from being masters of the animal kingdom to vegetarians, from segregation and race laws to integrated police forces and today a Black man running for President.
 
Hubbard passed it out to Aldous Huxley, Timothy Leary, Allen Ginsberg, many others, not street quality LSD but military proof LSD. Half the CIA thought LSD would be great to use in warfare and half thought it could change the universe.
 
The half that thought it could do good went out of their way to convince the squares to try it. Hubbard himself would dose the coffee machine at the CIA cafeteria.
 
Imagine that. The CIA cafeteria you might see the same person everyday for years, and never know their real name or what they do. Here you are in your crewcut thinking about killing Castro when you suddenly notice a ray of light hitting your coffee and you see the texture of the liquid as you never have before and your cream! What is happening to your cream? So you pour some into the cup and look at the pattern. Hey wait a second..... I'm dosed! You look up and there is Hubbard, laughing his ass off.
 
Our tax dollars at work.
 
The squares kept trying to turn it into a weapon. They had a whore house in San Francisco and would dose the john (customer) and then film the person having sex with a hooker employed by the government. I'm sure this idea looked good on paper.
 
It seemed like each person who tried the drug at this time went on to become promoters of the drug and a creative lifestyle.
 
There were problems. No one in those days understood depression. If you had problems with depression, couldn't get out of bed or had crying spells, doctors would tell you to snap out of it and maybe prescribe speed, amphetamines.
 
People who years later would be diagnosed as bi-polar or suffering from depression in those days had no idea LSD was not a good idea for them.
 
LSD would change movies, TV, clothes, music, art by 1970- the crewcuts would give way to at least longer sideburns. LSD would also change comedy.
 
THE FIRESIGN THEATRE saga begins in 1966 when the comedy team did a three hour long form radio improvisation that left the hippies listening on KPFK radio stunned. LSD consciousness had hit Los Angeles and it was on the radio. These weren't jokes ala ROWAN AND MARTIN'S LAUGH IN this was a long form psychedelic trip into the heart of radio and media. This was genius, and tapes circulating spread the word to comedians all over the nation. The rules of comedy had just been changed.
 
 
 
By 1968 when the first album came out, WAITING FOR THE ELECTRICIAN OR SOMEONE LIKE HIM every hippie in America was waiting for this album. It lived up to the hype, not only were these guys hip enough to know about tripping, the album sounded great tripping!
 
Hippies had their own form of comedy, and Vegas comedians suddenly seemed very square.
 
This album was followed by HOW CAN YOU BE TWO PLACES AT ONCE WHEN YOU'RE NOT ANYWHERE AT ALL? and the masterpiece, DON'T CRUSH THAT DWARF HAND ME THE PLIERS we had all begun memorizing entire chunks off the albums.
 
LSD had also changed Del's comedy. Del had heard about the wonders of LSD, so when he discovered the Army was doing REM tests he jumped at the chance to try it. The Army didn't wait for you to go to sleep to try the tests on rapid eye movement. They injected you with LSD and had you lie down and close your eyes! Del was up for three tests, but by the second test wanted to do more than just lie on a table with his eyes closed. And he wanted to go to New York and try his hand at fame.... so he didn't show up for the third test.
 
He did however, send a letter to the Army with his new address and a request for payment on the two tests.
 
The Army replied with a letter that he had only completed two of the requirements to receive payment, and that he owed the U.S. Army one dream.
 
The monolog continues with the Discordians and a writing movement from France which launched the long form improv movement.....

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Sunday, March 11, 2007
Nothing is forbidden......

If organized religion is the opium of the masses, then disorganized religion is the marijuana of the lunatic fringe.

Principia Discordia

There are no rules anywhere. The Goddess Prevails" -The Discordian Society, page 00032

  • "To choose order over disorder, or disorder over order, is to accept a trip composed of both the creative and the destructive. But to choose the creative over the destructive is an all-creative trip composed of both order and disorder. To accomplish this, one need only accept creative disorder along with, and equal to, creative order, and also willing to reject destructive order as an undesirable equal to destructive disorder." -Greyface and Negativism, page 00063
  • "Erisians seldom pray, it is much too dangerous." -On prayer, page 00012
  • "[The Ancient Greeks] cannot be trusted with historic matters. 'They were,' She added, 'Victims of indigestion, you know.'" -Eris - What We Know about Eris (not much), page 00015
  • "The tendency for entropy to increase in isolated systems is expressed in the second law of thermodynamics -- perhaps the most pessimistic and amoral formulation in all human thought." -On Norbert Weiner, page 00047
  • "There is serenity in Chaos. Seek ye the Eye of the Hurricane." -Page 00059
  •  
    I'm not sure when Del came upon PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA.... it might have been when he was with Ken Kesey and the Acid Test.
     
    Now this brings up several issues best dealt with in the monolog chapter. Which is this one.
     
    First, how on earth can you, the reader believe the stories written of here?
     
    There was a great hillbilly bar in the loop at 54 West Randolph Street, where the Psychotronic Film Society was based as was the Woods grindhouse movie theater. The hillbilly bar was where the working class whites would go and listen to the SUNDOWNERS play cool old school country (including a great version of GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY one of my top five favorite songs).
     
     I had discovered the bar when I was living downtown illegally after Art Girl (more on that later) and even tried many of the over 50 kinds of chili they had there. The Woods showed Black films and the Bar Double R catered to transplanted southern whites. Quite a mix passed each other every day.
     
    The bar itself was caked in tobacco residue which gave everything country and western on the walls a yellow hue. The jukebox was a country music fans dream machine.
     
    So Del and I are sitting in the bar, I'm drinking beer and he's talking to me about doing GET SMART! and what that show was like to work on when all of a sudden a redneck looked up and said, "He's kiddin' ya kid" and I saw at least two episodes he was on but as the comments came up from the patrons sitting at the bar I watched as Del was disbelieved. He laughed it off, said he had more fun doing his scene with Sean Connery in THE UNTOUCHABLES and the bar was having none of that.
     
    No one believed him!
     
    Biographers have had problems sorting out the myth from the mythtakes to the point where one author I knew had his editor strike a portion of an article that mentioned Del running the light show for the Ken Kesey Acid Tests while blasted on speed. When the bus came to town those "in the know" would get ready for an LSD party. There was no corroborating evidence so it couldn't be written about.
     
     
    I got a bootleg video from eBay of Acid Test footage and watched it before setting up my play THE ACID TEST 1966 ( I played Albert Hubbard the CIA agent that turned on a nation as well as directed that show) with musical genius Mark Mothersbaugh and lo and behold in the middle of the footage- was Del. Doing the light show and speeding his brains out. That editor was wrong. So were the people at the bar.
     
    How do you know Del had L. Ron Hubbard for a therapist, was in GET SMART or THE UNTOUCHABLES with Sean Connery or anything else for that matter?
     
    Because I fucking say so, that's why. Frankly my life has been far too interesting to have to make up anything. It simply isn't necessary.
     
    Del is even more so.
     
    Got it?
     
    Now where was I, oh yes, the Discordians.
     
    Here was the chain of counter culture command for the baby boomer crowd, in order of appearance after World War 2:
     
    OUTLAWS/ DELINQUENTS/PARTY TILL YOU PUKE -
    http://www.boozefighters18.com/frames_history.html  (click on the link for the true story of the biker "riot" that became the basis for the Marlon Brando and Lee Marvin film THE WILD ONE.
    favorite drugs: Booze
     
    BEATS aka BEATNIK a play on the Russian word Sputnik and a putdown.
    Favorite drugs: booze, coffee, speed, heroin. More speed.
     
    DIGGERS - believed that everything should be free, and made me many a great meal!
     Between the Beats and the hippies- favorite drugs- what you got?
     
    HIPPIES -

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    High Society - Hippies, Yippies & Diggers

    How the 60's rebels shaped today's world 14 Apr 2005 40 min To understand what really went down in the 60's, DML shows clips from the documentary "Les Diggers de San Francisco", "The Great Debate - Yippie Vs. Yuppie" (Abbie Hoffman debating Jerry Rubin in 1986 in Vancouver), George Carlin's "Back in Town" (2003) and David's interview with Noam Chomsky from 1995. Be warned - this show has naked hippies dancing and smoking drugs.
    http://www.pot-tv.net/archive/series/pottvseries-12-6.html
    FAVORITE DRUGS: High man!
     
    The Discordians came out sometime between the beats and the Diggers and saw order in chaos. Or at least, in the book stated that chaos was as important as order and has its own unique emerging order- about 50 years before physicists said the same thing and centuries after Zen Buddhists made much the same argument.
     
    After the war men had enough of order. The founders of the Hell's Angels had been in the military! Men began to wonder if they should rush into marriage after high school and PLAYBOY arrived on the scene to tell those men there was fun to be had before settling down. Beats broke from the order of the day- practicing free loving and free drugging, with their minds wrapped around poetry and Buddhism and heroin and anything to be different from the L7's, the squares. The Diggers had survived the downers and uppers, and enjoyed watching one American style dying out as a new one emerged.
     
    Of course women would respond in kind and begin wondering about their place as the men did as well.

    Principia Discordia was a written drug high, a blast that began with five copies made of it and was reprinted, added to, quoted from and built over the years. It would lead to the ILLUMINTUS TRILOGY http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus%21_Trilogy  which is well worth wrapping your brain around.

    World War 2 had many effects on the people of the time- but the vast majority were "with the program". There weren't a lot of beats, yet their influence continues to this day. There weren't but five potential Discordians, and it grew as hipsters discovered it.

    Del had discovered that when you went with improv and just a few rules, from chaos scenes would emerge. Could a structure be devised that would lend itself to long form improvisations?

    Some French authors writing to a very small audience, held the key .

     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     

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    Sunday, April 01, 2007
    Del's Inspiration

     

    Del Close was inspired by the French Oulipo writing movement to create and build on improvisation.

    Oulipo

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Oulipo stands for "Ouvroir de littérature potentielle", which translates roughly as "workshop of potential literature". It is a loose gathering of (mainly) French-speaking writers and mathematicians, and seeks to create works using constrained writing techniques. It was founded in 1960 by Raymond Queneau

     and François Le Lionnais.

    Other notable members include novelists like Georges Perec and Italo Calvino, poets like Oskar Pastior or Jacques Roubaud, also known as a mathematician.

    The group defines the term 'littérature potentielle' as (rough translation): "the seeking of new structures and patterns which may be used by writers in any way they enjoy".

    Constraints are used as a means of triggering ideas and inspiration, most notably Perec's "story-making machine" which he used in the construction of Life: A User's Manual. As well as established techniques, such as lipograms (Perec's novel A Void) and palindromes, the group devises new techniques, often based on mathematical problems such as the Knight's Tour of the chess-board and permutations

    Oulipian works

    Some examples of Oulipian writing:

    Roubaud's La Belle Hortense, a whimsical detective story, in which six princes, all brothers, are suspects. All six appear in turn, in a different sequence each time. One of the six breaks the pattern: this is a clue that he is the culprit.

    Queneau's Exercices de Style (Exercises in Style ), in which he tells the same simple story ninety-nine times, each in a different style.

    Queneau's Cent Mille Milliards de Poèmes (Hundred Thousand Billion Poems) is inspired by children's picture books in which each page is cut into horizontal strips which can be turned independently, allowing different pictures (usually of people) to be combined in many ways. Queneau applies this technique to poetry: the book contains 10 sonnets, each on a page. Each page is split into 14 strips, one for each line. The author estimates in the introductory explanation that it would take approximately 200 million years to read all possible combinations.

    Constraints

    Some Oulipian constraints:

    The "N+7" method: Replace every noun in a text with the noun seven entries after it in a dictionary. For example, "Call me Ishmael. Some years ago..." (from Moby Dick) becomes "Call me islander. Some yeggs ago...". Results will vary depending upon the dictionary used. This technique can also be performed on other lexical classes, such as verbs.

    Snowball: a poem in which each line is a single word, and each successive word is one letter longer.

    Lipogram: Writing that excludes one or more letters. The previous sentence is a lipogram in B, F, H, J, K, Q, V, Y, and Z (it doesn't contain any of those letters.)

    The prisoner's constraint (a.k.a the "macao" constraint) is a type of lipogram that omits letters with ascenders and descenders (b, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, p, q, t, and y).

    Palindromes

    In 1960 Del was at Second City when he discovered the writing revolution going on in France. The vast majority of French readers had never heard of it, let alone Americans, but in those days science fiction geeks could sense ripples world wide. In the stifling world of America in the late 1950's, they searched for creativity everywhere.

    Imagine writing a story in which every sentence begins with the same first word. This is Oulipian. All the websites, books, articles I've ever seen on Del never mention how Del got the idea to go from ad lib, to improv, to oulipian constraints which would lead to the Harold. Perhaps I was the only person who ever asked him what his inspiration was.

    All comedians already live with the law of threes- vaudeville comedians discovered a joke would work three times to the same audience and passed the info down for decades. But how to create a form of comedy that was a group activity, on stage, in which the individual would shine? Del, a fan of Ayn Rand, wanted to create a group activity that would allow the individual to shine. A contradiction? Not if he made it work.

    And from Bill Murray to John Belushi to Chris Farley- he certainly would.

    The idea that a group would be given the same constraints and create a wonderful, fragile environment in which individual creativity would shine became his goal.

    But there are many, many constraints possible. Del always wanted the Harold form, the name he would years later give to his long form improv style, to grow and be used not only in comedy but drama, science fiction, horror, mystery ( oh yeah- don't even tell me that wouldn't be a great mystery), romance- every narrative form.

    Sadly the people he worked with in the end lacked such vision, and now Harold ( also the slang term for heroin in the UK ) is strictly a improvisation exercise for middle class kids who want to be famous.

    As opposed to wanting, needing to create.

    And Del needed to create. Anyone who has done improvisation can now spot the constraints.  When I did improv comedy with THE WRECKING CREW** around 2000 instead of having the audience yell out subject matter- we would have them yell out constraints! 

    Today almost all improv schools follow the same formula- put students through different levels while dangling a carrot that 1 or 2 people might be hired by SNL and became famous.

    Because being famous today is seen as the goal.

    It was not always so.

    Del years later from 1960 at Crosscurrents, a bar that he would work from after being fired by Second City, would need to have a show up by the weekend to make his rent. Working with students he could teach novices long form in just 4 hours! So can I.

    But there is no money in that. Levels of improv were introduced, and students wishing a lottery ticket like chance at fame would go through classes until they were "ready" for long form.

    How long does it take to learn a fucking game?

    The first chapter of this saga was written in the style of the Harold. This chapter has been the monolog.

    I'll bet you can guess what style the next chapter will be written in!

    END OF CHAPTER 2: THE MONOLOG

    Cyber footnotes

    Would you like to try your hand at a Oulipian constraints exercise? Go here:  http://home.earthlink.net/~eater/oulipo/index.html

    Here is the French website for the movement.  http://www.oulipo.net/  To translate from the French go to the almighty Google (TM) search page

    http://google.com  and you will notice to the right of the search box are the words LANGUAGE TOOLS. Click on that to enter the above website and translate it from French to English!

     **The Wrecking Crew never played comedy clubs. We did however do midnight shows at the Biograph, the Music Box movie theaters in front of audiences of anywhere from 80 to several hundred people. From Rogers Park coffee shops to near northside art galleries. The way improv schools work, audiences are usually composed of comedy teams who leave when they are done, parents and friends of the team There is rarely pay. Doing long form comedy in front of punk rockers, horror film fans (we even did a horror movie convention!), midnight stoners remains in my memory quite a peak.

    However, there is such a glut of improv in Chicago- the press long ago decided to only cover a few schools. And Reader critics weren't going to stay awake to midnight to review us! It was difficult to get the press to understand what we were doing, and what made it different.

                                                                                                                                                          

     

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    Monday, April 09, 2007
    SubGenius Slack Letters!

    INTERMISSION
     
    Before I move on to the next chapter, thought this would be a good time to print some of the responses this blog has generated.
     
    Nice to see you on the net and writing well. Check out myspace page:
     
    Thanks!
     
    Who are you?
     
    I'm a holy man.
     
    What do you do?
     
    DJ. Write, produce and direct theatre and film.
     
    What is this all about?- CR
     
    Beats me. We'll both find out as the work progresses.
     
    Your holiness,
     
    Ok, that's better!
     
    Did this shit really happen or is this taken from an old issue of Hustler?- Mike Woloshin
     
    It really happened, it really is happening, those letters in HUSTLER were made up by the way!
     
    More Del please! - Name
     
    Plenty more coming.
     
    I have never read anything like this before. One part of the second chapter I followed the links to, for example. I watched a 45 minute long documentary on hippies and diggers, read pages of text and before I knew it, one section of one chapter had me involved for over 2 hours. This makes books look very old. A biography written as a blog with full use of the web is just as impressive as you writing in the different comedy forms. Some brave book company should put this on a disc! - Patrick Rogers
     
    Thanks.
     
    This should be a book. I'm not kidding. There are enough references already to so many different people who would be interested even if they didn't know about Del, this could really be huge. - Bryan Wendorf, Chicago Underground Film Festival
     
    Thanks.
     
    The Oulipo section was really good. - Geoff Plitt, Improv Teacher
     
    Thanks.
     
    A great read. Nice to see "our" history get recorded. - Jeremiadist
     
    Well it is a different way of looking at it. Thanks.
     
    Are you an apologist for Scientology?
     
    No. As an atheist, all religions look equal to me. If they serve as a community, fulfill basic requirements they are not a cult. Scientology is as much a religion as Catholicism. And can be just as expensive! And I can't wait to get to the untold story of the 1982 Subgenius Convention- think the craziest scene Hunter S. Thompson ever concocted- on peyote! I don't apologize for that either.
     
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